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The Furniture – Anything But Inanimate

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

The Furniture

By Darren Lulka
Photo by Darren Lulka

Interview with the two co-
founding members: Lana Ryma (Drummer) & Aramis Starfish (Vocals & Bass) @Bamboo Cafe, Gastown

On my way back to the Skytrain after shooting 3 bands at the Bourbon I saw fellow shooter, William Smithies out front of Pub 340. He told me The Furniture were about to come on and I have to check them out! Well never figured the $10 I paid to get in would have led to this. I absolutely loved the band, I decided I wanted to more for them than just take their photos… but what? Had to catch the last train home so talked to Singer/Bass player, Aramis a couple days later about photos etc. One thing led to another and ended up meeting Lana and Aramis, the two founding members of The Furniture for an interview last Sunday at noon. Lana was a few minutes late, not bad for running out of gas, and having to run 4 blocks to a gas station……” with her own gas can in hand! It was my first interview and theirs as well, read on!

Darren: How did The Furniture get started?
Lana: I had been with Ten Days Late for many years followed by The No No Spots, and was looking to putting another band together. I was at a party where I met Aramis, who was a solo artist and had heard some of the stuff she had been doing. We talked and decided to get together & play in a jam space a short time later. We started writing songs together and knew we really had something special we got ahold of a long time friend and kickass guitarist, Johnny Wildkat, the Bass player for Mongoose. To complete, The Furniture another dear, dear sweet friend of ours and incredibly talented solo artist, Mani Khaira came aboard for keyboards and back up vocals.

Darren: How did you come up with the name: The Furniture?
Aramis: It’s from Soylent Green.

Darren: The movie with Charlton Heston?
Aramis: Yes, in the movie the apartments that he goes to and investigates are rented out furnished with women who serve as domestic help and sex objects who were refered to as: “The Furniture.”
Tanya laughing: Yeah… so sit on this! That’s a tentitive name for our CD.

Darren: I caught most of your show at Pub 340, you sounded tight and it all seemed to flow really smooth and easily!
Lana: Yeah, I think for us we are all having so much fun and get more inspired each time we get together and play live. There’s alot of energy between us which seems to have a snowball effect which leaves to wanting to do more live shows.
Aramis: When we all get together in a room, one of us has an idea which we
all add to and expand on, it’s all a team effort.

Darren: Tell me when/where was your first gig?
Lana:It was an opening for Mani’s solo project at the Biltmore back in Feb.of 2009.

Darren: What’s your favourite venue to play at?
Both laughing: Aside from Gm Place, but the Railway club is pretty cool!

Darren: Musical influences?Aramis: My piano.
Lana: Pixies, Nirvana, Breeders… there’s so many we love, but not necessarily influence our music.

Darren: You all contribute to writing, what about any cover tunes?
Lana: Only one at this time, “Shadow Play” by Joy Division. It’s on Youtube.

Darren: Any plans for recording?
Lana: Almost finished! We are just fine tuning the guitar, back up vocals and it should be out soon. There will be 11 or 12 songs on it mixed to perfection by mastermind Darren Mills.

Darren: When is your next gig?
Lana: Nothing planned until after the winter games and Johnny returns from touring with Mongoose.

Darren: A tour in the near future possibly?
Lana: We would love to tour Europe and think we would do quite well there. If Mongoose takes us on their tour to Japan we will cook and clean!

Darren: Who would you like to tour with?
Aramis & Lana: Metric, Bloc Party, Mongoose, Culture Death.

Darren: Anything you’d like to say to your fans/to be fans?
Aramis & Lana: If you come out to watch us live, it’s all about listening and having fun! If you feel like rocking out! Loose the chains and do it!

Darren: Final Words?
Lana: Come see the Furniture and sit on this Mutha Fuckers!
www.myspace.com/furnituremusic

Keep the People Stoopid!

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

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By Chris Walter
www.punkbooks.com

At first glance, it might seem perfectly normal that the Vancouver School Board is facing an 800,000,000-budget shortfall this year. After all, the City of Vancouver can’t spend 7,000,000,000 on the Games without making a few little cuts, can they? Perhaps this was just an accident. Perhaps it is only a fortunate coincidence that there will be even more stupid, uneducated peons to serve the rich than ever before. By sending their own children to private schools and slashing the funding for public education, the ultra-rich (yes, VANOC, this means you), have ensured that there will be an endless number of slaves to wash their clothes, cook their food, and clean their mansions. In fact, look for even deeper cuts to education and social programs in the months to come. This is a perfect opportunity to widen that gap between the rich and the poor, and so far, everything but the lack of snow is going according to plan. Is your asshole sore? If it isn’t yet, it will be. But don’t think of trying anything funny because the City of Vancouver has installed 1000 new security cameras, and they’ll be watching you. Have fun at the Games! Oh yeah, you can’t afford to go…

Are You The Ultimate Ozzy Fan?

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

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Metal-Rules.com is looking for the Ultimate Ozzy Osbourne fan. You have witnessed his explosive live in-concert performances, worshipped his albums and have remained loyal all of these years to the undisputed Prince of Darkness. Now are you ready to hear the Ozz-man himself tell his story like only he can tell it?
Submit your Ultimate Ozzy Fan essay consisting of three to five paragraphs HERE and tell us why you should be considered The Ultimate Ozzy Fan. Metal-Rules.com will select five winning essays and publish them on the website.

Five winners will be awarded a complimentary copy of I Am Ozzy the exciting new autobiography from Ozzy Osbourne. Contest open to citizens of all ages in North America and Canada only.

Would you like to meet Ozzy in person? Catch the legendary Godfather of Heavy Metal on his current booksigning tour and have your copy of “I Am Ozzy” signed in person by the man himself.

February 18Borders
6521 Las Vegas Blvd. South
Las Vegas, NV
6:30 p.m. – 8:30 p.m.

February 19
Warwick’s
7812 Girard Avenue
La Jolla, CA
6:30 p.m. – 8:30 p.m.

February 20Changing Hands
6428 S. McClintock Drive
Tempe, AZ
3 p.m.

February 21Book Passage
1 Ferry Building
San Francisco, CA
1:00 p.m. – 3:00 p.m.

February 26Barnes & Noble
12405 N. Kendall Drive
Miami, FL
6:00 p.m. – 8:00 p.m.

February 27Barnes & Noble
7700 West Northwest Hwy
Dallas, TX
2:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m.

LAMB OF GOD FRONT MAN D. RANDALL BLYTHE EXPERIENCES A WEEKEND OF GUTS AND GLORY

Friday, January 29th, 2010

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NOT ONLY NOMINATED FOR A GRAMMY, HIS HORROR FILM THE GRAVES PREMIERS THIS SATURDAY AT THE AFTER DARK HORRORFEST 4

Hollywood, CA January 26th 2010 –After Darks 4th Installment of 8 Films to Die For opens in theatres throughout the country Friday January 29th 2010. THE GRAVES, written & directed by Brian Pulido and Kevin Hamedani’s Horror Comedy ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction’s Red Carpet Premiere takes place on Saturday January 30th at the Beverly Center Cinemas in Hollywood, CA. The event is open to the public.

THE GRAVES is about two sisters whose visit to Skull City Mine turns into a mind bending fight for survival against menaces both human, and supernatural, starring Bill Moseley (The Devil’s Rejects), Tony Todd (Candyman), D. Randall Blythe (Scream, LAMB OF GOD), Clare Grant (MTV’s $5 Cover), and Jillian Murray (Wild Things).

In attendance: Bill Moseley (Texas Chainsaw Massacre II), Tony Todd (24), Clare Grant (Masters of Horror), Jillian Murray (Wild Things), Shane Stevens, Brian Pulido (Writer / Director), Brian and Dean Ronalds (Producers/Co-Stars), Francisca Pulido (Production Designer/Producer), Jim Casella (Composer), Barbara Glover (Mama).

Special Guests: Seth Green (Robot Chicken, Austin Powers), Dave Foley (Kids in the Hall, News Radio”, Jason Mewes (Clerks), London May of Samhain, and Ken Colom (The Shield). More attendees to be announced.

ZMD: ZOMBIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION takes place in an idyllic island town that goes under attack by the most invasive of pests: zombies starring Janette Armand, Doug Fahl, Cooper Hopkins, Ali Hamedani, Victoria Drake, Director of Photographer John Guleserian and Director Kevin Hamedani.

In attendance: Janette Armand, Doug Fahl, Cooper Hopkins, Ali Hamedani, Victoria Drake, Director of Photographer John Guleserian and Director Kevin Hamedani.

Special Guests: Matthew Lillard (Scream), Chris Wylde and Abraham Benrubi (ER), Director Mike Milion (Tenure) and Director Nicholas Jasenovec (Paper Heart).

WHEN: Saturday, Jan. 30, 2010
Press Arrivals: 6:00 p.m.
Celebrity Arrivals: 6:30 p.m.
Film Screening: 7:30 p.m. THE GRAVES
Film Screening: 10pm ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction

WHERE: Beverly Center 13
8500 Beverly Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90048-6201
(310) 854-0070
Get directions

Buy tickets here.

The Graves & ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction are part of After Dark Horrorfest 4. After Dark Films is a leader in independent film finance, production and acquisition of genre films for theatrical release.

NOTE: Both films are rated R by the MPAA for strong bloody violence and gore.

THE GRAVES Trailer: www.horrorfestonline.com

ZMD Trailer: www.horrorfestonline.com

Check out www.thegravesmovie.com and www.zmdthemovie.com for more info.
For more information about After Dark Films visit www.horrorfestonline.com

For all things LAMB OF GOD, please visit www.lamb-of-god.com.

R.I.P. J.D Salinger

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

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“Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody’s around – nobody big, I mean – except me. And I’m standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff – I mean if they’re running and they don’t look where they’re going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That’s all I do all day. I’d just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it’s crazy, but that’s the only thing I’d really like to be.”

The Hellfest Open Air celebrates its 5 anniversary in 2010!

Monday, January 25th, 2010

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HELLFEST OPEN AIR FESTIVAL V

The Hellfest festival will celebrate its 5th edition on the 18, 19 and 20 of June 2010, having already established itself as a festival that can’t be ignored! After the success of 2009, the Hellfest Open Air’s 5th edition will take place the 18, 19 and 20 of June 2010, on the same site as last year’s: Clisson’s Val de Moine sports complex, right in the heart of the Nantes.

This year’s edition already promises to be the “Metal event” of 2010, the most important ever organized in France! Indeed, during the 3 days, the public will be able to discover or rediscover 114 bands of international acclaim, a veritable marathon of extreme music. Hellfest 2010 will present on four stages a large selection of all the styles like: Hard Rock, Black Metal, Heavy Metal, Hardcore, Death Metal, Glam, Sludge, Doom, Grind, Thrash, Indus, Progressif, Punk, Rock, Desert Rock etc.

The festival-goers will also rediscover the Extrem Market with more than 50 stalls, a tattoo convention, diversified catering and restoration, a wine bar, a bar with special guest beers and many very extreme activities and entertainment! The Hellfest is an open air concert, on a meticulously well decorated and illuminated site, just a small walk from the center of Clisson! Which in itself is a cultural and historical town. A town where there will be many expositions and numerous things to do during the Hellfest weekend. We highly recommend visiting this welcoming town during your stay and cannot emphasize enough how much you will enjoy it.

Last but not least, the campsite and its Metal Corner will the perfect place to start the night or continue the party after the concerts. The ideal place to meet people! The program includes: concerts, Dj sets, and once again activities of all sorts! For sure, this years’ Hellfest will still not only be a series of concerts playing one after the other on 4 stages, but a festival of extreme magnitude.

This year Hellfest will be THE place for extreme-music lovers. A moment of 100% pleasure and relaxation, the guitar sounds, will allow everybody to escape the surrounding gloom by recharging ones batteries with positive energy! Wicked! As last year’s edition was rapidly sold out, it is strongly recommended to book your tickets in advance. The organization wishes at all costs that the Hellfest Open Air keeps a human dimension, this is why the sites’ capacity is not unlimited therefore this year again we will welcome only 20 000 persons per day, and knowing that compared to last year the pre-sales have already tripled: if you try to book late you will be really disappointed to miss this amazing event.

During the three days, Clisson will become a veritable “Babel’s Tower”, a hot spot for a public of over 50 different nationalities getting together around one true passion: extreme music! Starting from 20,000 festival-goers in 2006 to 60,000 in 2009 the Hellfest managed to place itself as a massive European festival, combining a unique extreme schedule which is recognized today throughout the world for its quality and human dimension averaging 20,000 festival-goers per day! Add to that the welcome, the atmosphere, the setting and the ideal comfort and conditions which will allow you to make the most of the bands (you are never further than 80 meters from a stage!) This is one of the few places you should not miss this summer!

We are going to pull out all stops to make this year Hellfest the best and the most memorable ever. So if you haven’t yet discovered the unique atmosphere of this festival, you know what you have got to do!

Things to remember:

- 4 stages, two open air and two covered
- 60,000 festivals-goers from 50 different nationalities expected
- A campsite area of 20 hectares with its Metal Corner ( tent with concerts and DJs ..)
- An extreme Market with more than 50 exponents ( labels, independent sellers, street wear .. )
- A Tattoo convention
- Many entertainments
- A dozen concerts, brass bands, and expositions in the center of Clisson on the Saturday and the Sunday
- An exceptional decoration and a light setting as well as projections on the site
- A cheap bus service between the site and Clisson
- Several pyrotechnic shows during the main headlines of the festival
- Lots of bars, one of whom a wine bar, a bar with special guest beers and diversified catering at reasonable prices
- A relaxed, festive and unique atmosphere where the biggest metal artists will give all they’ve got so that the Hellfest 2010 happens to be the biggest event of the kind ever organized in France.

NEW CONFIRMED BANDS

We’re happy to introduce you the new 24 bands, now just a month before the final announcement… Fans of desert rock will be thrilled, as will fans of black metal and 80’s punk! The bill will also appeal to those nostalgic
for US rock, thrashers and death-metal experts, hardcore fans and, of course, good old metalheads will be happy too! And finally true heavy metal fans will have the chance to see the cult of the legendary speed metal band from Canada, Anvil!

JOHN GARCIA PLAYS KYUSS – JELLO BIAFRA AND THE GUANTANAMO SCHOOL OF MEDICINE – BIOHAZARD – ANVIL – BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME – BRANT BJORK AND THE BROSS – DELAIN – DISCIPLINE – DEW SCENTED – EVILE – GOROD – KMFDM – LOUDBLAST – MARDUK – MONDO GENERATOR – NACHTMYSTIUM – NEVERMORE – NILE – OTARGOS – RATT – SIGH – THE YOUNG GODS – WATAIN – Y&T – YAWNING MAN

GWAR cancels…
We’re sorry to tell you that GWAR has canceled. The booking agent and the band have decided to postpone the tour in August…

In one month’s time, the 26th of February, we will reveal to you the last and biggest names, the bands which be headlining the festival!
Keep an eye on www.hellfest.fr for the last “blast”, it will be devastating!

NEW HELLFEST WEBSITE

Now on www.hellfest.fr, you’ll find special pages about each of the bands booked by Hellfest and you’ll be
able to discover their whole musical world; their style, origins, music, live videos, pictures etc…

Also, be ready to get some news updates about the festival, our bill, and about metal in general. The site will also have Hellfest TV, picture galleries of all the past editions… www.hellfest.fr will now be a truly informative site. Soon you’ll even be able to interact with other fans of Hellfest and comment on pictures, bands pages and news!

Don’t forget to join the Hellfest communities (Newsletter, Facebook, Twitter, Last FM, MySpace, Deezer…) to get the last news and stay connected with the festival.

3-DAY PASSES ON SALE!
After a crazy rush for tickets, 3-day passes have been unavailable since December. Now, with the new website open (and before the last and biggest names are announced), you can buy your 3-day passes at the price of €129 for the most memorable weekend of the year! They will be moving fast, so act quickly! One-day tickets will be on sale the 26th of February, when we announce the last names and the schedule of the festival. To get your tickets, go on www.digitick.com

Contacts:
Roger Wessier
Email: promo@hellfest.fr

Or

Yoann Le Nevé
Email: yoann@hellfest.fr

Or

Jeff Mallet
Email: jeff@hellfest.fr
HELLFEST PRODUCTIONS
La petite fosse à l’âne // 49270 LE FUILET
Tel. 02 41 58 71 61

New D.O.A. studio album and D.O.A. Anti-OH-LIMP-IC show

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

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D.O.A. starts recording new album This Machine Kills Fascists
D.O.A. headlines Anti-OH-LIMP-IC Show February 20th
Classic D.O.A. album Let’s Wreck The Party to be re-released March 16th
Classic D.O.A. videos uploaded to YouTube

Hello everyone, Sudden Death Records wants to wish you all a happy and healthy 2010. We have been busy over the holidays getting ready for this year so there’s lots of news to report.

Punk legends D.O.A. will start recording their 13th studio album This Machine Kills Fascists on January 23rd at the new Profile Studios. It will be produced by Joe Shithead Keithley and Sean Hollowaychuk. The title is a phrase that has been borrowed from one of Joe’s big influences, the incomparable Woody Guthrie. The album will focus heavily on social justice, just the way Woodie would have done it. It will be released simultaneously by Sudden Death Records, Social Bomb Records (Germany) and Area Pirata Records (Italy) on the people’s day, May Day.

D.O.A. will headline a big Anti-OH-LIMP-IC show February 20th at the Rickshaw Theater in Vancouver. A lot of people are sick of VANOC and the IOC and their anti-democratic methods. To many, the games are not much more than a corporate sellout. Professor Chris Shaw, who wrote the definitive book Five Ring Circus: Myths and Realities of the Olympic Games will speak at the event. Support will be a couple of great new bands: The Jolts and F.O.T. (Fear of Tomorrow). Doors at 8 PM, advance tickets at the usual outlets.

Let’s Wreck The Party, D.O.A.’s classic 1985 album, will be released March 16th on Sudden Death. Produced by the legendary Brian “Too Loud” MacLeod (RIP), this album has never been re-released. So what good timing because it’s the 25th Anniversary of Let’s Wreck The Party. The album is a great combo of D.O.A. politics and humor, featuring outstanding tracks like: “General Strike”, “Race Riot”, “The Warrior Ain’t No More”, “Our World” and “Murder in Hollywood”.

Classic D.O.A and Sudden Death videos on YouTube. We have updated our YouTube page with new Hi Res versions of D.O.A. videos like World War 3, World Falls Apart, Where Evil Grows, We Know What You Want, Mexican Holiday, Police Brutality and Human Bomb, to name a few. As well there are Real McKenzies videos including Mainland, Loch Lomond, Scots Wa Hey and My Bonnie.

Last, but not least, don’t forget about the SDR CD deal: Buy One CD for $10 and get any second CD for an additional $5.00. Just visit www.suddendeath.com.

3IOB Video Wrap Party

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

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Come out to the show and celebrate the making of “Battles and Brotherhood”, the video for the debut song off of 3 Inches of Blood’s new album Here Waits Thy Doom. It’s beer and bands and a good excuse to get yer Viking on! VICTORY!

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Absolute Underground TV Episode 3 Screening

Friday, January 8th, 2010

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Absolute Underground TV Episode 3 Screening this Saturday Jan 9th before SNFU show at Sugar Night Club in Victoria.

Be there early for the 9:30pm Screening. Episode 3 features Three Inches of Blood, Gwar, Rue Morgue’s Festival of Fear, V.I.P.I. (Vancouver Island Paranormal Investigation) and Shred Central Skate Park in Toronto.

Also playing live with SNFU are Lesbian Fist Magnet, Smoked Out Brainzzz, and Mendozza.

World/Inferno Friendship Society

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

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By Chuck Wurley

I first discovered the World/Inferno Friendship Society while living in a dingy one bedroom apartment in East Vancouver in 2005. It was late September and I was dreaming of Halloween and punk rock shows, as the mold kept growing in the hallway of my apartment building. I had heard a song that World/Inferno had participated in and I decided to learn more about them. Where better than their website? www.worldinferno.com I clicked on the history of the band section and well, next thing I knew it was Halloween, and life was grand! But seriously, if you read one thing this year, read the History of this band on their website, especially if you have any appreciation for all things ghoulish and the time of year known as fall. Now here is my interview with lead singer Jack Terricloth from the World/Inferno Friendship Society.

AU: How would you best describe World/Inferno to someone who has never heard them before?

Jack Terricloth: A morality play with the morality removed. Oh, and 10 boys and girls throttling an orchestral range of musical instruments while grinning in harmony. In evening wear. Sweating profusely. At a punk show. Drunk.
AU: Who are your major influences musically?
Terricloth: The composer Kurt Weill, the singer Paul Robeson, the inventor of America: Woody Guthrie, our dear Clash, Bill Monroe, you know: rebel songs with heart and intelligence.

AU: What are some major influences aside from music? I.e., specific literature, art, movies, etc.
Terricloth: Bertoldt Brecht, Art Speiglemann, the work of Mr. Peter Lorre, Mikael Bulgakov.

AU: What is your favorite time of year?
Terricloth: Halloween!

AU: And why is this your favorite time of year?
Terricloth: Free candy and a lack of parental supervision.

AU: You guys and gals have written songs about everything from being a cat, to New Jersey, to Leni Riefenstahl, to drinking, to art, to literature. Are there common themes amongst songs in this band?
Terricloth: The horrors of totalitarianism and repression, the expatriate experience, the miracle of jazz or punk or whatever subculture you stumble upon that makes you brave enough to yell, “Fuck Off”. Plus digitus impudicus: the ever present threat of the evil eye!

AU: Is it during the song “Tattoos Fade” that you usually bust into another song, by another artist? I believe when I saw you play a couple years ago, you broke into “Telling Them” by Social Distortion, is that right?
Terricloth: Yeah, they were the bravest thing around when I was coming up, not sure what they are up to now. I switch up the lyrics to amuse the rest of the band mostly, we have to do this thing every night. The musicians improvise, so do I.

AU: The band has been described before as punk cabaret music, is that a fair description?
Terricloth: Ah, sure, it fits. “Cabaret” infers interaction in a performance and we’re all punks and the audience are all punks so it fits. I think it came about as a reaction to the shoe gazing or backs to the audience emo bands. Inferno is a living experience, you are not watching a movie or television, you are living a moment, you might get hurt, you might have to move or you will get hurt. This is not a passive experience, this is your life, don’t just watch; get involved. It’s funny that a gang of fruits in suits and girls playing saxophones had to come along to remind punks that they had balls, but we did and you do.

AU: When did World/Inferno form? And where?
Terricloth: Brooklyn, New York. Sweetwater Tavern, 1997. Don’t look for it ’cause it’s not there, but that’s our “Abc No Rio”, “CBGBs” and (stupid hippies, god I hate them) “Gilman Street”. It was a grand time.

AU: How many members were there originally? How many are there now?
Terricloth: Can’t really answer that. Started with two, and I never know who is going to show up at rehearsal. Here are the people I saw last time:
-Lucky Strano on the six string
-Ms. Sandra Malak on the five.
-Mr. Raja Najib Azar on the 88’s.
-Franz Nicolay with an accordion.
-Ms. Semra Ercin on 2 timbale’s, a cymbal and 2 and a half octaves of orchestra bells (they started out at 30 keys but I don’t think they are all there anymore)
-Mr. Kevin Raczka on the drums.
-Mr. Peter Hess on the B♭sax.
-Mr. Kevin Corzett also on the tenor.
-Ms. Maura Corrigan tooting in the key of E♭.
-Mr. Ken Thomson also in E♭but with a horn of a much larger size.
My name is Jack, I mostly do interviews or something like them.

AU: What do you feel really put you on the map? Would it have been appearing on the “Fuck World Trade” album by “Leftover Crack”, lots of touring, appearing on a Fat Wreck Chords compilation or perhaps being signed to Chunksaah Records?
Terricloth: I read this one to the band at rehearsal, we were all very grateful that you wrote that.

AU: How is Chunksaah, are you guys happy there?
Terricloth: Love them, period.

AU: Where have you toured other than the United States?
Terricloth: Oh, Europe has always been our bread and butter, Germany in particular. We had a very exciting show in Istanbul, Turkey and I’m in the papers in the Middle East all the time. It’s a big world!

AU: When I saw you guys on tour 2 years ago, you played California, after I saw you in Seattle. How much hatred do you have for the state of California, and what is the story behind it?
Terricloth: Let’s take look at the governors these people have elected: Reagan, Nixon, Pete Wilson, Schwarzenegger? Let’s not even get into the bands the place produces.

AU: Having never heard more than one World/Inferno song, I got into the band from reading the “History” of the band on the website. Care to expand on this story? It is one of the most engrossing tales I have ever read…
Terricloth: Oh, I think it’s long enough as it stands.

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AU: Exactly what happened between Stza from Leftover Crack, and Jack Terricloth? Is there any truth to the story of the stabbing?
Terricloth: It’s all fun and games until someone loses an appendix. Accidents do happen and we are all friends now. The worst thing about it was the addiction to morphine I was left with.

AU: What is going to become of the lovely Coney Island? Do you know? I did not get a chance to visit it while in NYC, and wish I had!
Terricloth: I think it’s got another season left in it, but it’s just not the same since Don Fury moved away.

AU: Any thoughts on the closing of CBGBs? I did get to visit it while in New York! What is your opinion on whether it was the birthplace of punk rock?
Terricloth: Punk gets reborn every time a kid turns 14, all Hilly did was collect the rent (and then keep it).

AU: Any plans to play in Canada? You really should!
Terricloth: It’s been hard to get into Canada, it seems we always have illegal immigrants in the group and you’re never sure just how far back the border guards are going to check into your records, I mean sure they say they are going to expunge if you are not convicted but… Just recently me and one of our two touring vehicles had an experience that made it look like a Canadian trip could well be in our future. It’s a long story but I want to share it with you. It has mainly to do with the way technology has affected punk rock touring. Do you remember touring before the advent of cell phones or Map Quest? You pretty much just drove to the worst part of town then followed the graffiti. Then we all got those nifty ambulatory telephoning devices and all you have to do is breeze about and call when you’re ten minutes out. The next big advance in touring technology has been these Global Positioning Systems which we had used in Europe before but had in The States for the first time just this past November on that big Against Me! tour we did. As I mentioned Inferno has 2 vehicles: the equipment Van-O-War and the passenger International Van Of Leisure. Now, the Against Me! tour was set up with a lot of overnight drives as The Against Me’s! had a sleeper bus. We didn’t so we ended up playing a lot of catch up on very little sleep. On the drive between Grand Rapids, Michigan and Buffalo, New York the Van-o-War opted to leave right after the show while The International Van of Leisure decided to get a hotel and leave early in the morning. So we get lost and arrive at The Terrible Eight at 3 or 4 in the morning and hit the road at 10 AM or something- turn on The GPS and grumble at each other and stare into space. It was late in the tour and everybody was out of drugs and tired of beer and lets face it openly hostile towards each other and the world in general but I had managed to curl up and get back in to some sort of stupor if not exactly sleep when I hear Semra, who is driving, shriek “Bridge to Canada?! Why are we going to Canada!?” So we screech to a halt but you can’t turn around on a bridge and soon we are at a guard post- which appears to be empty. “Maybe you don’t have stop”, I murmur wondering if Raja really lost that bag of drugs in the back seat. So Semra eases past the little toll booth and is soon chased down by an angry looking forest ranger type guy. “What the Hell are you doing?!” He yells “Don’t you know that’s called running the border?!” “No.” Semra answers honestly then cackles in that way she has. This takes the border guard aback. He quickly recovers with a witty, “You could go to jail!” Semra laughs again. There is an uncomfortable pause until someone manages to get out “We didn’t mean to go into Canada, we were just following the GPS.” The Border Guard is unmoved “Well, where are you going?” “Buffalo, of course, the GPS said this was the quickest way.” “It’s the quickest way alright,” The guard confirms “But not for you! Over to Immigration!”, and so the Van Of Leisure is led into quarantine and we are all told to get out our passports. Which is lucky for me because I don’t drive so I happen to carry my passport around and so the only one in the van with a criminal record is waved into your country without incident. Sandra also has her passport and with just the quickest of second glances at her dreads is on her way to the duty free. The rest of the van however, not planning on leaving the lower 48 on this trip are subject to greater scrutiny. “Purpose of visit? You didn’t know you were going through a sovereign country? You’re a band?” Cori gets by after about 15 minutes with only her driver’s license ‘cause really what country doesn’t need more blondes? At this point we figured we might still make sound check and indeed might even beat the Van-o-War as we were taking the quickest route after all, when the friendly folk at Canadian INS got to Semra. “Purpose of visit? Length of stay? Ha ha yes it is the quickest route and where were you born? Izmir, Turkey? Where’s that? In Turkey? Come with me please.” They did eventually let Semra go. We missed the show of course and the Van-o-War laughed and laughed at us but it did prove that at least most of us are tolerated if not welcome in the Great White North so maybe this is the year!

AU: Finally, do you have any advice for our readers?
Terricloth: “Yeah, sure. Try to be pleasant to each other, get out of the house in the evening, make time to read a good book now and then, depose your government when it suspends the free press, remember having fun is better for you than having money, oh and employ diplomatic means wherever possible to avoid violence.” Rule number one of the cosmos is that “unlikely things do happen”. Cheers, and thanks!

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